Le Vie en Beefie..

Well natually, I have important information to share. Here it goes- I'll number them so that you can tell they are different lessons. I have only included the most recent list. Ready. Oh yes, good one, just thought of another one. Ok ok, I'm ready to type this now.

1. If it's been raining, it looks like rain is eminent, the streets are running with the cool clear liquid, wear a rain proof coat or poncho or tarp!
2. Whatever you happen to do in your profession, explain things twice. Do this at once- in the beginning because chances are you will repeat them again anyway. That way your annoyance is justified (and yes you will be annoyed, as you have already explained it twice!).
3. This is for the singletons and homemakers: Clean your refrigerator out every week. Dangerous things may reveal themselves at the most inappropriate moment.
   
4. Consult with your prospective cable company, find out if Bravo is part of the available channel line-up. This is very important and will save you shock and disappointment.
   
5. Never ask a man about his horse...or his mother's for that matter.
6. Say no, when you really are not interested in buying or trying something. If the salesperson is in your face, feel free to loudly say no. They obviously have a hearing problem. Why else would they invade your space to hear your reply?
7. Judge the person waxing your eyebrows very very hashly. Should you feel uncomfortable with the arch of their brow, decline from having them work on yours.