Le Vie en Beefie..

So there's no gym in Beefie and I really need to get in shape. Mostly because my self esteem is entirely dependent on it. True story. Anyway, I've been contemplating ways to do this. Here's what I've considered:

• Bike riding (I do, it's just not a work out and no I'm not about to start firing down the highways here, I don't have a death wish)

• Jogging

• Yoga videos (I figure that laughing when I screw up, won't offend anyone or destroy their harmony with the Earth)

• Befriending the Balance Ball (About two months ago I rolled it-yep still inflated, into the closet and haven't messed with it since)

• hmmm.....any other ideas???

Of course every time I start to think along these lines, I inevitably spend my time thinking things like "Oooh I need some new running shoes- Oh and some new shorts. Where are my sports bras. I wonder what the temperature is outside. If there are lots of people on the track I'm so not staying. I've got to stop drinking Dr. Peppers. Gross, it feels humid I'm going back inside."

But I'm starting a whole new slate. One in which I will be more motivated to reach my fitness goals. Which are:

• Run a full mile
  
• Straighten the hunch in my shoulders every massage therapist tells me I have (as if I can't see it)

There two goals. (man do I have confidence in myself) Simple enough, I can do this. I will do this!